Zombies? Giants? Dragons? Hah! They’re nothing but fairytales, creatures that live only in fireside stories. No one has seen their like for generations, not since the fall of the fabled Abracadarians and their great Thaumaturgic Lyceum. Oh, there’s still Orcs and Goblins about, true. No one takes them seriously anymore. No, there’s no need for adventurers anymore, no need for all that silly swaggering about with swords and spells. It’s all kingdoms and city-states now, and the peace is kept between kingdoms through armies and icy diplomacy.