Sponsor: Laundromutt

One of my favorite places to go is LaundrOmutt. They treat me like I'm the top dog.
I can get a shampoo, manicure, and a biscuit all in the same trip.
My owner likes them too, because they sponsor Queen City Conquest.
But the best thing about them is the awesome belly rubs. Take it from me.
Talk to your owner, and tell them to take you to LaundrOmutt. Get yourself a belly rub.
You'll thank me.

Sincerely,
Percy the Pooch